Top Rages - February 1999
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Top Rage for February 1999...
-- I don't know too many people that won't relate to this one...
This is my bitch -
Auto insurance companys are like paying the mafia for protection. It does not matter how good you drive, or how long you have been with the same ins. co. YOU STILL KEEP PAYING UP THE NOSE. God forbid you have a brand new car. I live in california and I know that's got a lot to do with it. Shouldn't we get some kind of refund when we have not cost our insurance companys A FUCKING DIME? Or how about not costing them a dime in TEN YEARS? I mean come on, what kind of incentive is that to even follow the fuckin rules? I pay almost a thousand dollars a year to insure a 1969 beat up old ford LTD, and that's only liability insurance. What's wrong with this picture? Just because I live in california, I have to pay more? I know nothing's for free, but I feel as though I'm just getting strait out ripped off. I am making some rich fatcat richer. I could go on and on but I'm sure you have had enough of this. How about the DMV? I won't even go there.
-- and you thought YOU had problems...
...first of all I have a problem with my throat. It doesn't sound like much but last year my throat swelled up to the size of 2 large grape friuts so I saw my uncle (the doctor) and his partner. my uncle's partner which is a cancer surgeon of twenty three years saw me and said fuckin shit. when he said that I almost pissed my self , they said I had cancer, but I didnt. They were just my tonsils I guess. So last month I was at work and got freaking ran over by this stupid drunk woman in a very fast go-kart. Not just a stupid regular go-kart but a sixty-five mile an hour go-kart, my leg got all caught up underneath the car and jacked up my knee, ribs , neck, and shin. but that's not the problem, my uncle is now my worker comp doc and he has a machine that rebuilds my tendons, muscle and even my bone. The side effect is it releases a tremendous amount of bile. Now back to my throat, that poison from my throat was mostly left in my live so when I got hooked up to this machine I got jacked up again. But it is totaly differant now, not only is it in my tonsills but it is all up inside me. I can't eat very much I cant sleep very much I cant go to the bathroom and worst of all, sometimes my dick doesn't work right. The reason that it could not work right may have to do with the fact that I am sleeping with my best friend's sister's best friend which I am not supposed to because my best friend's sister is absolutely infatuated with me. But thats not why I am pissed off. I am upset because I just bought a new 99 GMC Sierra which is tight and faster than shit. My truck was vibrating at 65 and the winshield was leaking air when I drive fast, so I took the truck to the same place I took my last truck that just got stolen and the same butthole that lied to me was the guy that I had to deal with. So I told this guy my tires are making it vibrate, please rotate them and pull my windshield off and reseal it . I leave it their for two days and I get it back last week. Geee it is still vibrating and whistling so I took it back two days ago and told them what the hell please rotate the tires. I get my truck back yesterday with the windshield still whistling and my tires are finally rotated but they didn't put the wheelwaits on the inside of the rim like I asked but it still works so screw it . To my surprise I just found my left front fender is not in alignment with my door or my hood. That means they either dropped my truck off of the rack, or they bent my frame somehow of they switched fenders with another truck. Any of these really piss me off because they jacked up my truck and didn't tell me so now I have to go to the GMC place tomorrow and bitch. I know what it is like being a mechanic because I was one at Firestone and some shit happens sometimes that make me even more angry because I can see them laughing right now about getting away with it . oh yeah sorry about rambling , my life is pretty cool when it doesn't suck. Thanks for letting me bitch at you take it sleazy.
-- You're Welcome dude. I hope things improve...
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